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Suite101 e-Book
The Perils of Being Me

Suite101 e-Book The Perils of Being Me
Introduction

Welcome to my very first ebook, The Best of Everyday Humor, Volume 1:The Perils of Being Me.. If you’ve come this far, it means you’re at least contemplating the purchase of this fine publication. Hopefully, I can convince you to keep reading.

Things you’ll learn by reading this book:

·Why I never sat in the front passenger seat of my Dad’s Volkswagen bus until I was a teenager.

·Why it’s easy to forge a Driver’s License in the state of New Jersey.

·What happens when Santa knows you’ve been really naughty.

·Why I hate football.

·The man’s role during late night parenting.

·Why taking out the trash is not as easy as it sounds.

.and much more.

If I’ve done my job properly, you’ll laugh at the appropriate places, or at the very least, smile at my observances on life, family and the world around us. Enjoy and thank you.

Table of Contents

  • Are We There Yet?
    What are the two most torturous words to a kid? Road trip!
  • Roughing It
    The camping trips of my youth and why I’ve chosen a much dryer way of life
  • Charcoal Christmas
    Santa really does know who’s been naughty and nice
  • The Banana Tree and Other Stories
    A few words about my Grandma
  • Martha Stewart Doesn’t Live Here
    The domestic ne’er do well pokes fun at the Domestic Diva
  • Goodbye New York
    Goodbye New York, we’re going to miss you
  • The Bane of My Existence
    The mad ravings of a football widow
  • Talking Trash
    Taking out the trash used to be such a simple task
  • Living The American Dream
    Welcome to the wonderful world of homeownership
  • Breast Envy or the Lack Thereof
    The man’s role during late night parenting

You may download the file at any time but you will need the password to open it.

Suite101 e-Book
The Perils of Being Me

$9.95